tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post80647622297803390..comments2021-07-05T19:21:15.502-05:00Comments on TEABAGGING FOR JESUS: Bring Your Gun to Church DayEustace P.Winbagg IIIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06016362112056363370noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-6159415501182061332009-06-10T04:30:21.628-05:002009-06-10T04:30:21.628-05:00They've got the right idea, but maybe we need ...They've got the right idea, but maybe we need to go bigger. I mean, lets show all of those Muslim terrorists who's boss. We should have a bring your nuke to school day. We aren't scared of any weak chemical or biological warfare, when we can just nuke them all to death. In the name of Jesus, Satan will be destroyed with fire and brimstone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-42953868601475349322009-06-09T15:31:03.105-05:002009-06-09T15:31:03.105-05:00You're right CJ we sure as heck don't need...You're right CJ we sure as heck don't need another Jesus. One is plenty.Eustace P.Winbagg IIIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06016362112056363370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-7542043660215420652009-06-09T13:02:37.422-05:002009-06-09T13:02:37.422-05:00The New Apostolic Reformation branch of the Assemb...The New Apostolic Reformation branch of the Assemblies of God has been preaching “another Jesus” for quite some time now — their teachings bear very little resemblance to anything found in the Bible. There’s a ditch on both sides of the road — in their way these guys are every bit as heretical as churches who ordain practicing homosexuals into the mininstry or welcome abortionists as members of their congregation.<br /><br /> Just google “New Apostolic Reformation”, “transformations”, or “joel’s army” and see for yourself.<br /><br />Here’s what St. Paul said about people who preach another gospel:<br />“But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.” Galatians 1:8, 9CJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07142238549004452002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-35536204243612715862009-06-05T10:51:25.681-05:002009-06-05T10:51:25.681-05:00BUZZ, nothing must please Jesus more than a good o...BUZZ, nothing must please Jesus more than a good old firearms salute. Shooting straight up towards Heaven lets Him know we are down here. That's why we make our churches with steeples. They are missiles for God. <br /><br />Good to know righteous Godly men like you are reading this blog. Some of the people commenting here seem a might peculiar if you ask me. Specially this "anonymous" guy.Eustace P.Winbagg IIIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06016362112056363370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-41942324602697605942009-06-05T08:08:32.068-05:002009-06-05T08:08:32.068-05:00WINBAGG!
BACK WHEN I WAS IN THE MARINES AT CAMP L...WINBAGG!<br /><br />BACK WHEN I WAS IN THE MARINES AT CAMP LEJUNE, I ATTENDED A CHURCH IN TOWN THAT CONCLUDED SERVICES WITH A FIREARMS SALUTE!! IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING!! SEEING AND HEARING ALL THE HANDGUNS, ASSUALT RIFLES AND OCCASIONAL HOWITZERS FIRING THRU THE HOLE IN THE CHURCH ROOF WAS HIGHLY SPIRITUAL!!! AND IT SMELLED LIKE VICTORY OVER SATAN!!!!!<br /><br />GOOD JOB ON THE BLOG, KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!BUZZ CUTTnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-72038272929880834102009-06-04T20:52:55.529-05:002009-06-04T20:52:55.529-05:00I think I'm going whale hunting this weekend.I think I'm going whale hunting this weekend.Eustace P.Winbagg IIIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06016362112056363370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-1243962941571556542009-06-04T19:28:25.136-05:002009-06-04T19:28:25.136-05:00And don't forget a suicide gun for shooting yo...And don't forget a suicide gun for shooting yourself in the head after you realize what a jerk you are.Save the Whalesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-66637093866090475392009-06-04T10:31:10.803-05:002009-06-04T10:31:10.803-05:00Anonymous, I guess that would work for Jesus too.
...Anonymous, I guess that would work for Jesus too.<br /><br />Save the Whales, I suspect all the locals in Kentucky already have their guns, they being a God fearin' people. I'm sure they could use a few extra though. Who doesn't? Everyone should have a home gun, a shopping gun, a work gun and a church gun. The right tool for the right job I always say.Eustace P.Winbagg IIIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06016362112056363370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-42994249430378681202009-06-04T09:34:24.613-05:002009-06-04T09:34:24.613-05:00Eustace you're an idiot. Superman's hair d...Eustace you're an idiot. Superman's hair didn't grow unless he was on a planet with a red sun. But he could still cut it anyway using his heat vision in a mirror.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5635251628946249960.post-23861549543345233552009-06-04T06:17:23.379-05:002009-06-04T06:17:23.379-05:00Instead of saying "Bring a canned good for a ...Instead of saying "Bring a canned good for a local food closet" it should say "Bring a handgun for a local wingnut."Save the Whalesnoreply@blogger.com