Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Don't lie for me Argentina

Satan sure is working overtime this summer bringing down our best Christian Republican American Patriotic Politicians. Now he's gotten South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford to have a little fling with some lady in Argentina. Mark had gone missing a few days including Father's Day and people were starting to talk. His staff said he was "hiking the Appalachian Trail" which may be what the young folks call doing the nasty now. I don't know. It turned out he actually went to Argentina with a lady friend. Of course I blame the Lieberals. They put ideas in people's heads when there weren't none before. Mark's always been a good man being against the gays having civil unions and adopting and being for prayer in schools and putting the Ten Commandments up and all. He says, "I have developed a relationship with what started as a dear, dear friend from Argentina… it began very innocently as I suspect these things do… just a casual email back and forth…” So let that be a lesson to all you people emailing and facebooking and twittering. Satan is always looking for a way to be your friend so don't you click on him. And Mark also said "I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina, so I can repeat it back in the United States". Not sure what he meant by that but a good cry ain't a bad idea if you're trying to convince people you're a sinner who's seen the light. And then he did a lot of apologizing. That's always a good thing. Because if people don't accept your apology then it's their problem. Anyhow since Mark is a Christian he gets instant forgiveness from Jesus and that's all that matters. So if you're living in the Palmetto State you know you're in the Palm of Jesus and His disciple Mark Sanford.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just curious, is "hiking the Appalachian Trail" a single tap or a double?

Maybe you should change the title to "Don't fly with me to Argentina" - that is what little Marky Sanford said to the wife, isn't it?

James said...

"I blame the Lieberals. They put ideas in people's heads when there weren't none before."

Classic!