Stryper, one of my all time favorite Christian heavy metal bands is in the news. Seems they're making a comeback and the lead guitarist Oz Fox is going to marry the gal from the Hookers for Jesus Ministry, Annie Lobert, and they're going to do it live on TV from the Church at South Las Vegas. Don't that just scream Sanctity of Marriage to you? Take that homos.
I've always loved Stryper. We're supposed to make a Righteous Noise for Jesus and they make more noise than anyone. Back in the 80's when they were big I took Elrod to one of their concerts before he was Saved. I guess he had taken some illegal substance (just say no) and it kicked in after the first song. He started screaming about how he was being attacked by giant transsexual bumblebees. I had to sit on him until he calmed down. He found Jesus after that and hasn't let go since so you know Stryper is doing the Lord's work. Well they're back together now working on a new album called "Murder by Pride". I assume they mean Gay Pride.
Anyhow, Hookers for Jesus (if you're thinking Hooters for Jesus you need prayin' for) is run by Annie who used to be one. A Vegas hooker that is. Then one of her customers convinced her to come to Jesus. Good for you, little lady. She started ministering unto the other hookers and going on the 700 club and the Jim Bakker Show and wrote a book called Hooker for Jesus. She and Oz are the perfect Christian couple if you ask me. Filled with the spirit and they both have nice hair. They are going to hook a lot of people for Jesus.
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Stryper is totally hot. I'd do them.
Just to clarify, Annie came to the Lord after a drug overdose, not from one of her customers. Ex-escort Dawn Reinas is the one who came to Jesus after a guilt ridden client preached the gospel to her.
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