Jesus is everywhere, even in the bathroom as this picture shows, and us Christians can call on him any time to save us. And for all you potty-mouthed Atheistic Lieberals who don't believe it here's a story to prove it. This comes from WSB news/talk radio in Atlanta:
Christ Saves Woman from Attack
An Austell woman is thanking Jesus for saving her from an attacker. Francesca Cowan tells Channel 2 Action News, 37-year-old Anthony Pruitt came to her home on Winternest Drive and when he tried to kiss her and she refused, he attacked her. "He put my head in the toilet and flushed the toilet about three times; and then I just said to him, 'In the name of Jesus, stop and he stopped. He was startled; and I said in the name of Jesus, stop. I just kept saying it and he finally stopped,'" said Cowan. Cowan's 16-year-old daughter, who was at home at the time, called police. Pruitt has been charged with kidnapping, battery, two counts of aggravated assault, and other charges.
Now I've had my head in the toilet asking Jesus for help a few times in my life. Just last week as a matter of fact after I ate some of Satan's deviled egg salad. and He come through for me but I never had someone else there pushing me in like this lady. At least not that I can remember. You know how it is. But if I had then I can bet Jesus would have answered the call too. He can flush the sins from your life and wipe them away if you just ask Him to. He can protect you and yours from any evil from the Bowels of Hell that may accost you and make you a regular Christian again. God says it and I believe it.
UPDATE: WSB news/radio has now reposted the same story with the headline Jesus Saved Woman, Literally. Can't get any clearer than that.
6 comments:
something about this story stinks
May the sweet pink wiggling Baby Jesus shower you with his golden blessings for the wondrous inspirational postings of your divinely guided blog. Stop by my humble little blog and see if you can spot the picture with a truly miraculous manifestation of the J-Man in the most lowly of places....
Chimp, I took a look at your blog and you will be getting a heavy duty industrial strength prayin' at from me.
You are an ignorant fucking puke.
You might want to ask around about the meaning of the term "teabagging," as many, many Americans are reading your blog name and laughing their asses off.
I was giggling pretty hard, but didn't laugh my ass off until I got to that bit of advice from the always-perspicacious Anonymous.
Funny stuff!
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