Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Beatles Go To Hell


Dear Mr. Jackson,
I just read your article in the East Texas Review called "No heaven or hell? I wouln’t (sic) bet on it "
and I was very impressed with your Godly Christian writing. It's clear you have the love of Jesus in your heart. You talk about John Lennon's sinful song "Imagine" where he sings about imagining there's no Heaven or Hell. That's just so wrong. Of course there's a Heaven and a Hell. If there was no Heaven what would be the point of being good all the time? And if there was no Hell then how could those of us going to Heaven look down when we get there and say, "I told you so"? Like you say, "The Beatles earned lots of money with that song, and, at the same time, probably sewed (sic) seeds of doubt in the hearts of many. John Lennon and George Harrison have now gone on to discover the realities of all realities... If the song’s premise was wrong (as it most certainly was), then few would trade places with them now." Well I'm just as certain as you that those two sinners are now burning in Hell for all Eternity, and maybe longer. And that's as it should be. Let that be a lesson to them. And never mind that George Harrison or the other Beatles didn't have anything to do with that song. Like you say, "ignorance of the Lord is no excuse". God loves us but if we write songs about His creation that He doesn't like you have to expect the consequences. He has his limits you know. I can't wait to get to Heaven (well, actually I don't mind waiting a bit longer) so I can see who made it and who didn't. Then it's party time. I'm not sure exactly what you do in Heaven but its got to be fun although you have to wonder if after the first quadrillion years or so you might get bored of all that worshiping and whatnot. If I see you there maybe we can play golf or something. God Bless you and yours.

6 comments:

Taxpayer in Crystal Lake said...

Right on, Eustace. In heaven there is no beer, so we have to drink it here. I never liked the Beatles much, anyway. Weren't they gay?

Eustace P.Winbagg III said...

I think you're wrong Taxpayer. I think there is beer in Heaven and it's good American style suds like Bud Lite or Miller, not that queer stuff from the Socialist European Union. And the great thing is you get a buzz but not so much you get sick or make an idiot of yourself like here on Earth. Just think, someday I'll be hoisting a few with Jesus. Although I guess he's more of a wine guy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

yeah taxpayer, the beatles were definitley gay, right? because they all had wives or girlfriends and made amazing music makes them gay. and this whole article is stupid. the beatles were all good people, and most of them were part of an indian religion anyway. not christianity. but the song is titled 'imagine'. as in john lennon is saying imagine theres no heaven... hes not saying there is no heaven. imagine means to think about something. hes asking people to imagine what the world would be like if there was no countries, or heaven or hell. its just a song anyways, if you think about it, alot of songs by any artist can cause alot of controversy.

Anonymous said...

come on Anon, you can't expect people who can't think for themselves to Imagine anything out side of what they read written on the net. All the shit on his blogs is his small mind trying to think after reading something that requires you to use the left side of your brain(the side that holds the imagination & creativity).

DeadPaul said...

Funny thing Mr Winbagg.
The Beatles went to Hell actually.

I know you've read the bible, but are you interested in other fiction books?

Have you read Dante's Divine Comedy? A masterpiece, you should definitely try it.
Meanwhile, the Beatles, in Dante's Hell, here.

http://www.TheBeatlesHell.com

Regards
DeadPaul

Anonymous said...

Civil Rights speeches on the news. Talking of past intimidation on homosexuals.
A little unfocused. Homos hate your guts::::As you showed up to vote for Obama you passed Proposition 8, outlawing gay marriage. Don't bother.
Intimidation, in school and in society in general, was an EXCELLENT tactic in keeping people from envoking the god's ire with sexually deviate behavior. In the absence of this tool of enforecement these disfavoreds have nothing to be afraid of, and people who otherwise would avoid digging this hole throughout their lives are now getting into big trouble, the likes of which they may never recover from.
Anti-gay sentiment served a VERY important purpose in society, a benefit which no longer exists and ironically another element contributing to societal decay.
Black intimidation illustrates an OUTSTANDING example of "reverse positioning":::::
In the days of segregation there were pressures on the black community to "behave", pressures which no longer exist. Actually, it served as a good substitute for Islam, a religion whose strictness helps the believers toe the line, a MAJOR problem among blacks.
Ironically, this intimidation was substituted for Civil Rights, planned and inflicted on the black community by the gods through the Italians. Now they eat what they are fed. And it is killing them.
The deterioration which has occurred in the decades since has DEVESTATED the black community, but since the gods have positioned coinciding increased weath the people believe times are improving. Rather, they are falling further out of the god's favor with their behavior, now financable, evident by the community in decay during past crisises (crack epidemic, gang violence, massive drug use, pre-teen prostitution, etc).

If people only understood the importance of good parents. You won't be going anywhere without them. And it won't happen unless you are one first.

"The West Bank, where the end of the world will begin." This happened 2000 years ago.
The Church controlled Western Civilization. As the largest land owner in Europe they controlled the monarchies. They were responsbile for slavery, revenge for African invasion and rape of Italy. They created religious discontent, ultimately leading to the disfavored dumping ground known as the United States.
And each generation of these Italians were sold on "earning", only to be reincarnated as a lesser life form subsequently, punishment for their evil.

Another feature which the Gods offer as a clue is very foreboading and ominous. Mt. Zion is a mountain to the north of Diablo (the eye of The Beast) and one which has a working quarry at its base. Consistant with the decay we experience in society, Mt. Zion is being eaten away, slowly stripped of its resources, until one day paradise will be gone forever.

You are not to help my enemies. It is a simple request, of which you have granted little.
Good for nothing.