It seems a lady in Florida has found another proof of God's love for us by revealing His sausage. And a blessed sausage it is. Take that Atheists. I'm going to have to start eating more sausage now. It doesn't say in the article what brand it is but I suspect it's Jimmy Dean. The real original down home kind, not the northern kind with sage in it. It also proves that God changed his mind about pork products so it's ok.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
The Sausage of God
It seems a lady in Florida has found another proof of God's love for us by revealing His sausage. And a blessed sausage it is. Take that Atheists. I'm going to have to start eating more sausage now. It doesn't say in the article what brand it is but I suspect it's Jimmy Dean. The real original down home kind, not the northern kind with sage in it. It also proves that God changed his mind about pork products so it's ok.
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GOD MEANT FOR BREAKFAST SAUSAGE TO HAVE SAGE IN IT! WINBAGG YOUR INTREPIDATION OF THE BIBLE IS A LITTLE SHAKY, TRY READING IT SOMETIME!! MAYBE YOU JUST NEED A PAIR OF GODDAMN GLASSES IS ALL!
GOOD MAN, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!!
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