Friday, May 15, 2009

Welcome to the Nanny State of Elgin

I like beer almost as much as I do Jesus, a Christian America, and low taxes and now the Socialists in the Elgin City Council, my home town, have gone and banned "single-serve" beer. And wine. But I don't care about that as much because I don't drink it. And they've banned the good stuff too: delicious Malt Liquor, which is a great value. They say they're trying to get rid of bad behaviors such as sitting or lying on the sidewalk and panhandling. Well dammit this is America and if a man can't sit or lay on the sidewalk in his own home town then we are quickly losing our God Given Rights. And people wouldn't be panhandling if Not-My-President Barack HUSSEIN Obama wasn't destroying our economy. Also, they're banning 40 ounce bottles which is hardly a single serving if you ask me. More like a half, or a third, or a fourth on a hot day when you're mowing the lawn. This law don't make no sense at all but that's what I expect from a bunch of Socialists. One of my neighbors even got fined by them for having his Christmas tree lights up past February. So you know they're Atheists too. Well I say enough is enough. Let's get some real beer-drinking Patriots elected to our Elgin City Council and stop all this nonsense.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just found your blog after you posted in David Von Ebers blog.

Thats a great looking beer ad.

Do you have that hanging up in your garage. Seriously!

Thanks, Alan
Oceanside CA

Eustace P.Winbagg III said...

I don't have a garage at the moment as it burnt down. Turns out you're not supposed to have a BBQ inside of one.
That poster is from the 50's. Country Club Malt Liquor was the first Malt Liquor in the U.S.of A. Something tells me they didn't sell much of it at country clubs. I'm told my Momma drank a lot of it while she was having me so it's got a special place in my heart.

Anonymous said...

Eustace, I feel sorry for you. All I can say is "get a life!"

Polar Bear Lover said...

Eustace, all I can say is that I feel sorry for you and your wife. Put down the liquor and get a life!

Eustace P.Winbagg III said...

I have a life you two. A life in Jesus. And you better get to know him or you're going down to you know where. I told you Polar Bear, my wife run off with the Baptist preacher. But if the Lord wants me to take another I'll do it. But she'll have to put up with my beer drinking. The Bible says, "be not unevenly yoked." And I'm not getting yoked to no one that tells me I can't have a little beer now and then. Or better yet, delicious Malt Liquor.

BUZZ CUTT said...

GODDAMMIT WINBAGG, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! WHAT'S NEXT OVER THERE IN ILLINOIS, NOT ALLOWING SMOKING IN BARS AND RESTAURANTS? OR TRYING TO BAN GAMBLING? THIS IS AMERICA!! WE GOT A GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO DRINK WHAT WE WANT, WHERE WE WANT, WHEN WE WANT!!! IN SINGLE SERVING SIZE!!!!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, WINBAGG! WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!

Anonymous said...

what's the big deal can you not afford a 6 pack? I only see this law creating a drunker society there in Elgin.

as for your friend and the lights, the fine is for stupidity and laziness, two things decent Americans shouldn't stand silent for!