Thursday, May 7, 2009

National Day of Prayer


Today is our National Day of Prayer and if you ain't, you should be. Here's the stuff I'll be praying for today: 1) Low taxes 2) A husband for my daughter Eustacia to get her out of the house. I've been praying for this one for so long I feel like a Christian martyr 3) For the Sanctity of Marriage 4) For our Troops - I couldn't join up because of my foot condition - I got two right ones, but God says they also serve who only stand and pray 5) An end to the Obama Nightmare however God wants to do that. nuf said 6) For the Homosexualists to either stop doing whatever it is they are doing - I don't want to know- or at least stop shoving it down America's throat 7) Victory over the Muslins 8) My lumbago 9) A new lawnmower because the old one is blown up and I'm afraid the Socialist city council here in Elgin is going to fine me if I don't cut the grass soon, and finally 10) To keep another Lieberal out of the Supreme Court so they don't take our guns. Thank You Jesus. If You only do 7 out of 10 that would be ok with me.

4 comments:

Taxpayer in Crystal Lake said...

Amen to everything you said, brother. What part of 'homosexuality is a sin' don't these liberals understand? And when is Nobama gonna stop taxing us to death and spending all our money on welfare? He's not even a US citizen!!

Eustace P.Winbagg III said...

Yes sir, Taxpayer. I'm still waiting to see this guy Obama's birth certificate. And not the fake one the Lieberal media keeps showing us. As far as I'm concerned he's the President alright.. The President of KENYA!

Anonymous said...

wow, you are a bigot, you do know that jim crow ended?

Eustace P.Winbagg III said...

Jim Crow ended? Was that a tv show?