Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Mel Gibson is Pro-Families

I don't think there's a more manly Christian man than Mel Gibson even though he's a Catholic which ain't quite as good as us real Christians but at least he thinks they're too liberal which I think also. He knows the Jews killed our Lord and ain't afraid to say it even though we have to love the Jews because we need them to fight the Devil for us in the Endtimes. Also he made that great movie about Jesus being tortured. Of course I'm not against torturing the right people mind you, just not Jesus even though that needed to happen so we could be saved. It's all a little confusing. Anyhow it seems them Hollywood gossip types who are all Lieberals and mostly Homosexualists are getting on Mel's case just because he's having a baby with someone he's not married to yet and he's still married to someone else. He's got himself a pretty little Russian gal with a bun in the oven. I wonder if she's one of them mail order brides. Maybe I'll try that but I wonder how much the postage would be. Must be less for the skinny ones. So Mel's taking some heat about it what with how Jesus said not to get a divorce and such. But I think He's got to look the other way on this one, same as a lot of good Born Agains who've gotten a divorce or two. When you fall off the saddle you just get right back on the horse (or in this case another horse) and try again. At least he didn't become a homo or nothing REAL bad. And ok Mel likes a little drink or two and maybe gets to kneewalkin' sometimes. Jesus liked to party too and so do I. Nothing wrong with that. So back off Mel just because he got his gal in the family way. If you're pro-family you ought to be pro-two families too even if there is a little overlap.

1 comment:

Carrie Prejean said...

Mel is a true believer and a supporter of opposite marriage, like me. And he's, like totally hot!