Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I will never drink Pepsi again

I just learnt from the fine folks at the American Family Association that we are supposed to be boycotting Pepsi for supporting the Homosexualist Agenda™. My daughter Eustacia drinks gallons of that Diet Pepsi (and God knows it seems to have the opposite effect on her so I know there's definitely something wrong here) and this will be a burden since she'll probably be a bit cranky for a while but I think it's worth it if we can stop this company from giving money to Satan. Mr. Wildmon, who is the leader of the AFA says that Pepsi refused his request to "remain neutral in the Culture War". I'm not exactly sure what that means but if there's a war on culture going on it must be for a good reason if Mr. Wildmon says so. I guess Pepsi is also giving money to the Homosexualists for their so-called Gay Pride Parades. What they're proud of I don't know. Good lord those things are ungodly. I got trapped in one of them things a few years ago when I made a wrong turn in Chicago. There I was stuck between a car filled with women that looked like Marilyn Monroe but weren't (either Marilyn Monroe or women, it turns out) and in front of me was a boatload of young men who I could see the nether parts of pretty clearly. I tried not to stare but there they was, jiggling away. I was mortified and if Mr. Wildmon can stop such goings on then I'm all for it.

1 comment:

John 3:16 said...

God bless you, Eustace. You're a good man. If Pepsi chooses not to remain neutral in the cultural war then we Christians have no choice but to boycott Pepsi. Personally, I only drink Diet Coke, anyway. I'm sure that the liberal secular humanists will attack you for your views.